Top 7 Reasons Money Sucks
#7 Whenever you find a bill in your jeans, it’s always a $1 or if you’re lucky a $5 bill. Why can’t I find a $1,000 bill in my pocket just for once?
#6 Money issues can bring out the worst in people. You thought someone was your friend…then they screw you out of $100. I guess you can put a price on friendship.
#5 Your Dad always has more of it than you.
#4 You lent $5 to a friend 3 years ago, and every time you see him you think of the $5 he owes you, but you can’t bring yourself to ask him for it now.
#3 Some people have lots of it. Others have some of it. Billions have none of it. That’s fair. Not.
#2 Woman are attracted to “stability” in men. What’s another word for “stable”? Oh yeah, rich.
And the #1 reason money sucks?
#1 I don’t have enough of it!
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Have you decided whether or not you will declare bankruptcy? How are the conditions where you live? Have you fully moved to the office yet? If so, what has been the effect of living at the office?
I heard it said that if you loan somebody $10 and you never hear from them again then it was probably worth the money.
You have time for women? (What am I saying?! Most men have time for women!)
Honey, I’m sure you can capitalise on some women’s fundamental desire to nurture and support. You can’t be worrying about this because you want to get married soon! Easy, boy. Eaasy.
Someone needs to make an article on how best to subtley and politely take back money from a friend. Without killing them with a blunt plier.
B,
Blunt plier? You’ve been watching too many episodes of The Sopranos! That’s awesome.
Anyone have creative ideas on subtly and politely taking back money from friends?
[quote="debt kid"]Anyone have creative ideas on subtly and politely taking back money from friends?[/quote]
Well, if this friend knows about the situation you’re in, you could always ask him/her if you could ‘borrow’ some money from them.
eep- I know what you mean about lending friends money. I lent someone a couple of hundred dollars a few years ago, saw them once after that, and haven’t seen them since. I always wonder why – was it because she couldn’t pay back the money? or did she move and forget about me?
She was a good friend. The money wasn’t that important to me. I never thought she’d be able to pay me back for several reasons.
I implemented the policy of never lending money to freinds…
I will give them money… and if I can’t afford it well then i can’t give them anything or I make up some excuse, like I’m broke…it causes hurt feelings, but only for a while. it also took a while for the feelings of empathy and guilt to sear off and go away so I woldn’t guilt myself into giving them money on the “I’ll pay ya back dude” promise…
I did this once before, I lent a few hundred bucks to a friend/co-worker, and I let it slide for a few months. But when the time came that I needed some money, I told her about my situation, she said she’ll pay me but she never came through. Our relationship surely didn’t end well.
This is a lesson learned and it will never happen again.
Money Does Suck when you have to four times much the work (Slavery) and never get paid in the amount that we all deserve and many of us becomes so bitter all because the unfair and fiendish rules of the policies of the system money, should be abollished.
I also feel that the system money is NOT our friend
man i only like money when i work hard 4 it and 4 my personal hygeen stuff and some weed