If dating was like Stumbleupon

 If dating was like stumbleupon:

1. I could get a new date in 2 seconds and one click.
2. If that one didn’t work I could thumbs her down and I wouldn’t get dates like her again. Sweet.
3. If the date goes well, we’d hang out for hours.
4. But if it goes poorly, there is no guilt (and no cost) and I quickly go to the next date
5. If I like the date, I can see more dates like her and she doesn’t get jealous
6. I could leave my date for an hour, come back, and she’d still be there.
7. If dating was like Stumbleupon, it wouldn’t be so darn hard!

Darn it. If only dating was like stumbleupon I wouldn’t be writing this right now. I’d be on a hot date. Or two.

Any one else wish dating was as easy as Stumbling?