Chuck Norris, hedge fund manager

I saw these on cnbc this morning and couldn’t help but share.

I love Chuck Norris quotes, and with all the turmoil in the markets right now, I hope people get a chuckle out of them. If you’ve never traded or studied finance you might not get them all (I got probably 95%), but oh man, if you have, it’s great stuff. Photo Credit.

Some of my favorites:

Chuck Norris thinks 2 & 20 is soft.

Chuck Norris will sub-underwrite Iceland.

Chuck Norris rubs the VIX into his chest.

Chuck Norris will trade with any counter-party.

Chuck Norris takes Iron Ore as a vitamin supplement.

Chuck Norris thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal.

Chuck Norris’s subprime CDO is par bid.

Only Chuck Norris can rollover commercial paper.

Chuck Norris can borrow at the discount window.

Chuck Norris can sell $300 bln in high yield loans before lunch.

Chuck Norris’s curves are never inverted.

Chuck Norris doesn’t hedge. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn’t mark to market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.

Hilarious!